Thar goes the first page of the comic. I had to redo this page before posting it because the layout bothered me muchly. It was so...boring. ZIM wasn't screaming in the background and the dialogue was kind of cheesy. Okay, so it's still cheesy, but...you cannot escape the power of cheese! It's a good thing I've spared all of you from the eye-burning nonsense! Yay to me!

Do you know how hard it is translating from another alien language? It's like...listening to a cat drowning in a babbling brook. I even had to make those darned fonts for them, too - the lazy bums...

By the way, those are two different characters talking within those bubbles. Hmm, don't you just hate it when two people start having a conversation on your page when you're trying to do a cool pose???

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I just had a depressing thought about A-kon and the fun time people are going to have.

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Ahem - Hello inhabitants of Earth! Are you ready for some Zim action? Huh? Huh? Too bad! All you get is the cover for now! *runs from sticks and stones* Aaargh!